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Attention Seekers are Grade A donuts. Totally choc dipped. With sprinkles. They
are so lame-o it’s not funny and my teeth hurt when I look at them.
In Sunset Cove there are a lot of different people around. Like, some like to
wear women’s clothes (when they are so not a woman) and some like to eat
potato chips, which is so, like Yuk.
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Ten Tips on Attention Seeker Spotting
1. Look out for the kid who talks to rabbits
2. Fake tan is like a totally total giveaway
3. Brown hair is like so totally gross on chick
4. Glasses mean that the kid is a nerd and all nerds are attention seekers
5. Guys that fall off their skateboards are lame-o and attention seekers
6. Chicks with hairy pits are so totally wrong but they are attention seeking
– why else would they forget to shave – like, yukola
7. Guys that wear pink fluffy G-strings – but that’s kinda cute too
8. Old women who try to look young by wearing lots of lipstick and fake eyelashes
– look at Violet – puhleease!
9. Twinsets and pearls – are you like serious?!
10. Kids with big ears should like stay on the moon
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But everything is accepted here because we’re all
so totally like, nice. Nobody minds who wears what or if you take your dolphin
into the Princess Diner or whatever. Whatever!
But one thing that we all hate (well, I do anyway) and that’s Attention Seekers.
There are some weird geeky kids that think they can be in the ‘in crowd’
if they like act like they’re cool or something, which they’re so totally
never gonna be. As if.
This one geeky nerdball, he likes to steal pink fluffy
G-strings. Like that’s gonna make him numero uno. Not.
Attention Seekers have a real problem and there was a club set up like alcoholics
anonymonimous or something but it was for Attention Seekers.
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