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Vrrommm
Vrrooomm
Who hasnt dreamt of being strapped
to the back of a Harley, zooming along countryside
lanes and beachside roads? Ive always
loved bikes and I got my first one when
I was 2 years old.
How to tell if your child will be a true
biker: -
1. When youre pregnant the baby starts
to kick whenever bikes zoom past.
2. Baby starts to headbang side of crib.
3. Baby ignores milk and reaches towards
beer.
4. Toddler sings Heavy Metal songs instead
of patty cake patty cake.
5. Child pushes other children off the tricycles
at pre-school.
6. Child insists on wearing leather nappies.
7. Child refuses to wash hair and grows
fringe so it covers eyes.
8. Child wants to be read Biker weekly magazines
at bedtime instead of My Fluffy Bunny.
9. First word is Vrrroooommmm.
10. Child demands that Mom pushes stroller
at full speed (and preferably performs wheelies)
I love to get into my leathers whenever
I can and hang out with the Hells Bikers
of Sunset Cove.
Sure, theyve seen better days, thats
for sure but we all stick together and try
to protect the secrets of Big. D.
Dennis hates
it when he finds oil on my clothes but I
tell him, "Dennis, you should get yourself
down to the tattoo shop and stop worrying
about the laundry."
My legs creak a bit now and I find it hard
to get on my bike. And its getting
really difficult to pull on my leathers
now.
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