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Christmas
in Sunset Cove
As Santa discovered
the first time he
visited it, Sunset Cove celebrates Christmas
very differently. Firstly, remember that
there are on average 364 days of sun per
year and average temperatures in December
here are 78 degrees. So it is (as the newsman
says) hot hot hot - but Christmas Day is
the exception because that's the one day
in the year there is no sun - but snow!
For some strange
reason, Sunset Cove is situated on the Antarctic
northern archipelago which means there is
a strong gust of ice cool wind every 25th
December - and you are guaranteed snow!
About 5 feet of snow falls on Christmas
Day morning. The Sunset Cove people are
not used to snow and it turns their world
upside down as they adapt to snow on this
fantastic day -, as we will see below
Not many homes in Sunset Cove have chimneys
so Santa must get into houses to deliver
presents through letterboxes, satellite
dish receivers, up drain pipes, through
open windows, the back door, the front door,
sometimes even through the keyhole. The
most popular presents in Sunset Cove he
delivers are sun tan lotion, moisturizer,
toothbrushes, sunbeds, surfboards - reflecting
the love of the town for the sun, shiny
teeth and the beach.
The people of
the town have an annual snowman competition
- they must build the biggest and best-looking
snowman out of all the tonnes of snow. The
winner gets a gigantic hamper full of a
year's supply of sun tan lotion. The competition
is presided over by Frosty the Snowman -
who has a strange tendency to award the
prize to whoever
makes the best looking snowwoman
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VIEWS OF CHRISTMAS
Santa has found out what Christmas means
to some of the most famous citizens of Sunset
Cove - here are their accounts (described
by themselves) of what Christmas means to
them
GILES:
"I love Christmas. For me it is a magic
and wonderful time that I celebrate with
my Mum and Grampa. I love the music, giving
presents to those I love. I'll try to give
Octavia something nice this year - I may
make something for her. Christmas in Sunset
Cove is a bit weird and celebrated differently.
This year I want a book on Shakespeare and
a computer".
JET:
"No way Santa - get out o f
my face! Okay
I'll answer your question.
Christmas is actually a conspiracy by global
companies to make everybody buy presents.
Santa himself is really the Chief Executive
of SNOWBIZ TOYS Limited, a north pole based
organisation that hires elves on very bad
wages to make millions of toys in terrible
working conditions. I say no way to Christmas.
And that Frosty guy gives me the creeps
"
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