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 MR
NITE
ecently Giles and I ran in to Mr Nite. He
is the head honcho moncho of the gangsters
in Sunset Cove. Giles told me we should
do everything we could to be nice to Mr
Nite because he was a man in high places
- but I didn't think he was that tall.
Mr
Nite who owns the casino won the school
from Ms Profusion. I'm not sure why he would
want the school but it's been rumoured that
he might have plans of an elementary gangster
school in mind. He already owns the casino,
the gym, the mall, and 80% of the beach
sand. It's been heard that the other 20%
is under negotiation with the current owner
Mr Beech but he seems to have disappeared.
Mr
Nite is a well dressed guy - but his moustache
looks incredibly like a large fluffy catepillar.
Word has been going around that Mr Nite
had an unfortunate accident when he was
younger with a catepillar and some superglue.
Mr
Nite came into the diner one day to see
Violet and negotiate a deal. We made him
a special lunch of Italian meatballs. Giles
let me make them and Mr Nite thought they
were great! Here is my recipe:
 Bubble
Italian Meatballs
500g
mince
1 onion
1/2 a cup of dishwashing powder
3 cups of chillis
1/2 cup of peppercorns
1 bucket of salt
1 packet of pasta
Mix
all ingredients together and cook for 3
seconds in hot pan. Serve to head honcho
moncho gangster.
This
recipe is sure to get you in the good books!
 BEANIE'S
FIVE TIPS ON HOW TO BE A GANGSTER
"So
how do you get to be a perfect gangster?
Here's my five tips on what you need and
what you do:
1
- Wear - 1 very expensive Italian suit,
a large brim hat, an obtrusive moustashe,
a large trench coat
2
- Always carry around your violin case.
3
- Drive a big car with black windows
4
- Always have a box of expensive cigars
handy to offer around and help clinch the
deal
 5
- Hire a hit man for those dirty jobs
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