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10 Tips on making people think you're insane
1. Scratch your arms like you're covered in fleas and
let out an ear piercing scream every so often.
2. Drive your car in reverse everywhere you go.
3. Run down the street naked once a week.
4. Learn to master a twitch in your face.
5. Let out a high pitched mwahhahaa laugh at everyone
you see.
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So, most people in Sunset Cove are pretty weird. There's
people that walk down the street in Scuba gear, nuns that sing and dance in the
street, men that dress as women and all sorts of other weirdness that you may
not expect to see in your own city.
There's something not right about the old man that lives
down our street. He will walk to his letterbox about 20 times a day and sing into
it. But that's not all. You can catch him riding his bicycle down the street and
he's absolutely butt naked! He'll wave out with a big hello and all you can do
is smile and wave back and hope he hasn't seen the horror on your face. I guess
these things you just come to accept - there's always one in each street isn't
there?
You have to treat these people with respect, partly because
you don't know what they might do to you if you don't, but also because each of
us has a weird side and some just have a whole weird side more than us.
The
Sunset Cove Asylum
A special asylum was set up in Sunset Cove a few years
ago. Everyone who lives there wears a straight-jacket. They all live fairly normal
lives and are free to come and go with a caregiver. They wear their straight-jackets
around town so they're easily spotted and each one wears a sign on their back
saying "Kick me and I'll eat your liver"
You know to stare clear of them and keep eye contact to
a minimum. They remind me of Lector from Silence of the Lambs and usually after
I've seen on in town I'll have a nightmare that night and wake up screaming. Sometimes
because of that, my mother thinks I'm insane myself.

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