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The
Men
My
men are one of a kind. I trust my men with
my life and with my family's life.
I
and my trusty team of staunch intelligence
servicemen are 100% committed to serving
and protecting Sunset Cove.
Introducing
my team (undercover names of course): Gnome,
Flowerpot, Diddles, Tiger, Zulu, and Asterix.
We may strut our stuff
across your screens BUT we are Intelligence
with a difference!
No stone is left unturned
in Sunset Cove if we're on the case. The
bolder and whackier we are the better! We
are masters of our trade.
The
Daily Routine
To be the best and
the most efficient team ever, we must follow
strict guidelines.
All men are to be
up and ready to commence the days training
by 0600 hours. After a short meal break
all soldiers gather at the rendezvous point
for manoeuvres training on the back lawn.
This involves running, jumping, ducking,
and moving like a stealth bomber through
the bushes. This is all very important for
sneaking into enemy camps.
Then comes the surveillance
training which involves disguise, hide and
seek, binocular training and coordination.
Especially useful for tracking down aliens.
Next is the weapons
training. Our SIS team specialise in B52-mag
Water soakers and Long range 20mm hoses
for especially difficult targets, absolutely
lethal weapons that should only be used
under special supervision. For the small
minefields around the garden we draw a grid
and hide in the ground specially designed
"canned farters" which are easy
to detonate and really have the enemy running
from the smell. Weapons training is intensive
and you need to be on your toes all the
time.

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