Hello, I
am Dr Leggs, the resident psychiatrist of Sunset
Cove. Many interesting people come to see
me about their problems (and you can sometimes
see me in Atlantis High!). Each week I'm profiling
different Sunset Covers - and this week is the
tanned and toned Coach Shane.
Name:
Coach
Shane (without the Coach there is no Shane).
Age:
Twenty
something in body but oh so much younger in
mind.
Status:
The
physical education teacher with the tan
and the cha cha cha.
Appearance:
Never without
a sexy little pair of spandex shorts, a whistle
round the neck and a pair of sparkling white
trainers. Oh, and a football under his arm.
Past History:
Nobody
seems to know the history of Coach Shane.
He has been working at the school for quite
some time and loves living in Sunset Cove.
It seems as if Coach Shane would have been
a mummy's boy and it is quite possible that
he actually lives with his mother even now
as it is doubtful that he would be able to
cope on his own.
Motives:
The Coach wants everyone to be as into
sport as he is. He wannts everybody to be
as tanned as he is. And he wants spandex
to make a comeback. He is fascinated with
dance moves and tries to incorporate it
as much as he can in to his everyday life.
Influences:
The
Coach is influenced by the sun's movement
across the sky and by the amount of glitter
on his shorts. He loves the gym and the beach.
But most of all he is influenced by his mirror.
Strengths:
This
tanned adonis is a fantastic dancer once he
gets his groove thang going. He is also the
best at tanning in the whole of Sunset Cove
and at knowing how to position himself in
the sun to maximise the rays. The Coach is
great at polishing his mirror so that he can
see himself to best advantage and he's pretty
good at keeping his hair swept back. He also
has a knack for buying the teeniest weeniest
shorts available to man.
Weaknesses:
The weaknesses
are actually a mirror image of the strenghts
in this case. Coach Shane has a definite weakness
for shopping, looking in the mirror, checking
that his hair is looking good and following
the rays of sun. Coach Shane also has a weakness
for the milkshakes they make at the Princess
Diner and if he doesn't watch out, he might
develop a weight problem.
Catchphrases:
"Here's
your motivation" - "Stick with the
game plan" - "Touchdown" -
"Moby Who?" and (to himself) "Hey
gorgeous".
Secrets:
.This
is one person who has no secrets. He's like
an open book. He is in love with himself and
he is more than happy for everyone to know
it. No, I've got nothing on this guy.
Rumours:
Rumour
has it that the Coach is becoming an expert
Latin dancer and might just be looking at
a career in the Ballroom. It is also rumoured
that the Coach is likely to develop a fascination
for leg warmers and he has been spotted
eyeing up a vivid orange glittery pair at
the local mall.
see
me about their problems (and you can sometimes
see me in Atlantis High!). Each week I'm profiling
different Sunset Covers - and this week is the
tanned and toned Coach Shane.