| Name: |
Santa
Claus aka Father Christmas, Saint Nicolas,
Pere Noel, Sinta Klass, and many others. |
| Age: |
Absolutely no way of knowing! |
| Status: |
Bringer
of joy to good boys and girls at Christmas
time. Essentially the spirit of Christmas.
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| Appearance: |
A red suit with
white fur trim and jingle bell buttons, blabk
boots, a beautifully kept moustache and white
beard and very sparkly eyes. |
| Past History: |
Santa
Claus is said to have been around for quite
some time. He was first known as Saint Nicolas
but decided to change hos name and his home
when he couldn't go out to the shops without
being mobbed. Santa keeps a low profile nowadays
and sends his lookalike elves out to deal
with the public. |
| Motives: |
Santa
loves to give presents! Some say that this
is because he never received gifts from his
parents in his own childhood and so he vowed
to bring happiness to the children of the
world forever. He thinks it's great to see
the looks of joy on their faces. |
| Influences: |
Mr.Claus is influenced
by his wife, Mrs.Claus and by his team of
reindeer, who all have very strong personalities
and are good judges of character. The Tooth
Fairy and Easter Bunny are close friends and
advisors of Santa and it would be fair to
say that they all influence each other. |
| Strengths: |
This
guy is immortal and has the ability to stay
up all night on Christmas Eve as well as having
magical, mystical and psychic powers. Santa
also wins the North Pole Iron Man contest
every year without fail, easily beating the
elves, reindeer and arctic folk. |
| Weaknesses: |
Santa
has a love of cookies and milk and has been
known to overindulge on Christmas Eve. He
loves to fly and often disappears on long
jaunts around the world, leaving Mrs.Claus
in a frenzy over the burnt dinner. |
| Catchphrases: |
"Ho
Ho Ho!" and "What would you like
for Christmas?" and "Have you been
good this year?" and "A very Merry
Christmas!" |
| Secrets: |
.Santa
has been in therapy for a while now. He is
upset that some people do not believe that
he is real. However, he is in a dilemma because
he doesn't feel that he should have to prove
himself and he certainly doesn't want to walk
the streets and get mobbed by children again.
The jolly old guy is in a bad way but has
cheered up recently because he looks forward
to Christmas so much. |
| Rumours: |
Some
of the elves from Toyland have been whispering
that Santa is thinking about making a Christmas
Day speech, much like the Queen of England
does. He might tell the world how bad he
feels at not being believed in or he might
talk of his possible retirement. The elves
are fighting over who could take his place
should he retire and Santa's good friend,
Mr.Fluffy Muffin has expressed interest
in the job as the Easter Bunny has no such
retirement plans. Santa might well move
in to the retirement villa in Sunset Cove,
not because he likes the climate (it's too
hot and he would need to refrigerate his
villa) but because he likes the simplicity
of the people. Lew Siffer has been telling
everybody of how Santa has been trying out
the chimneys of different villas in the
Cove for size during the last few weeks.
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