Tag: Episodes

GILES’ entrance wakes MR DORSEY’s science class. They’re even more annoyed when SOPHIE arrives with her poltergeist and a mouse which escapes… into GILES’ bag. During the commotion, he spots MR DORSEY swallowing a tail. While GILES gets zapped… SOPHIE discovers a fluffy pink G-string in his bag. Though he pleads innocence, GILES has broken the fundamental school rule. He’s immediately ostracised. Just when things can’t get any worse, they do.

DOROTHY’s new job is at the school canteen. And GILES meets JET, a food additive addict. Only after he’s introduced her to fresh food, and she’s gone to rip the scab off reality, does he learn of her allergies. JOSH’ll hold GILES personally responsible for the consequences.

GILES finds a secret passage leading to the Girls’ changing rooms. There he spies a bag identical to his own, and the girl without the purple dress. He also discovers BEANIE drawing shower-heads. BEANIE swears GILES to secrecy. In return he gives GILES an address (to source the mystery underwear and clear GILES’ good name). As GILES stakes out the address, he hears JET’s stolen the detonator for the missing bomb.

He convinces the CHARITY COLLECTOR (who lives at the house) to help him when a masked superhero, wearing pink G-string, threatens to haul the collector in for an out of date license. GILES discovers that the masked hero is… JOSH!! He threatens to expose JOSH as a wearer of a pink leotard unless the unmasked hero helps find JET.

GILES follows the fruit peel, and finds the bomb’s been detonated. JET demands pentasodium triphosphate, and only then will she hand over the detonator. OCTAVIA appears; an exchange is made – but where is the key to the detonator? GILES & OCTAVIA find the key in a crate of underwear. A mystery is solved. GILES is happy (OCTAVIA kisses him), and VIOLET is pleased to find her imported lingerie. The one school rule is cancelled. MR DORSEY reports back to base – it’s time for phase two.

The Editor of the school website mysteriously vanishes.

DORSEY works feverishly trying to locate the ALIENS.

The ALIEN ship is caught in a spider’s web in the Vermont’s Garden.

There will be an election to replace the missing Editor. GILES is nominated. But by who? – could SABRINA really have nominated him just so she’d have someone easy to beat? GILES decides not to stand but JET convinces him he can’t quit. Besides. OCTAVIA is extremely impressed that GILES is running for the job.

DOROTHY doesn’t want GILES to blow his big chance – he’s got a tradition of no-hoping to continue. She takes him to therapy with DR LEGGZ.

SABRINA blackmails VIOLET. If she doesn’t get help with her campaign then SABRINA will stop supplying VIOLET with the stylie clothes.

GILES finds himself in a no-win situation. If he stands he loses.. if he doesn’t he loses.
SABRINA commandeers the cheerleadering squad for her election campaign, while MRS VERMONT commandeers her husband’s platoon.

The SPIDER approaches the ALIENS. They’re scared. At the last moment they are saved when VERMONT’s stick slashes the spider’s web.

GILES decides to stay in the election, but the outlook is dismal. OCTAVIA is depressed. CMDR VERMONT cheers her up by helping with GILES campaign. They employ bribery and other devious tactics. On election day, GILES is neck n neck with SABRINA.

OCTAVIA admits that she was the one that nominated GILES for Editor of the school website. GILES is stunned.

JOSH as the SILVER LINING guards the ballot boxes – but not very well.

Time to count the votes. BEANIE casts the deciding vote. GILES wins!! And so without his knowing, GILES becomes a mole for THE AGENCY…

SABRINA accuses GILES of cheating with the election, but GILES is convinced his campaign was clean. Afterall OCTAVIA wouldn’t be involved with anything that wasn’t totally squeaky clean, would she?

Q informs OCTAVIA that she must have a party to create a diversion so that Agency Operatives can search the VERMONT’s house. CMDR VERMONT is under suspicion of having made contact with the ALIEN forces. But OCTAVIA doesn’t know how to have a party. MRS VERMONT is thrilled – she’ll organise everything.

The ALIENS are pleased to see DORSEY, but DORSEY isn’t pleased to see the fly.

SABRINA models her outfits for the party during Science class. OCTAVIA invites DORSEY to the party. Fancy dress is optional. DORSEY decides to go as he really is.

CMDR VERMONT wants a secure perimeter. Soldiers plant a minefield in his garden.

Q tells the NINJAS to infiltrate the VERMONT house as guests in fancy dress – and to bring back COMMANDER VERMONT’s clothes.

OCTAVIA doesn’t realise that they’ve got the party all wrong. SABRINA waits for the real party to arrive.
JOSH swats the pesky fly (and the ALIEN spaceship). SOPHIE creampies him – and the ALIENS get stuck on the cake.

DOROTHY has déjà vu with alien-DORSEY.

DON does tricks with marshmallows. GILES wonders about the NINJAS.

VIOLET moves in on COACH SHANE, but VITA foils her seduction.

There’s a kitchen crisis. JOSH rushes to change into his superhero cossie. But as he’s changing, his clothes are stolen by NINJAS. SABRINA leaves, seriously disappointed. But BEANIE and JET have a good time.

The last bit of cake (with the ALIENS) is boxed to send to AUNT MAY out West.

GILES learns more of OCTAVIA’s brilliance – but why is she still at school? OCTAVIA and GILES almost kiss…

BEANIE’s feelings for JET are blooming but he is speechless.

ANTONIA is unlucky in love and sings that to the world.

SABRINA organises a Date-JOSH competition through her column on the website. JOSH wants OCTAVIA to sign an entry form so that she’ll win. But SABRINA’s small print renders everyone’s entry bar hers as invalid. To protect his love from falling into JOSH’s arms GILES sides with SABRINA’s ruling. SABRINA wins the competition.

GILES gives BEANIE a few tips on using romantic flashbacks.

SABRINA furtively returns to her trailer home, and her life of squalor.

GILES’ INNER CHILD counsels him about OCTAVIA – GILES should stop being a wuss. And too many flashbacks could alter his grip on reality. GILES gets real and his INNER CHILD disappears. So why are their soldiers in his bedroom? GILES is freaked.

BEANIE seeks advice about love. GRAMPA shows him a documentary on bower birds. BEANIE is inspired.

LEW SIFFER draws up a prenup contract for SABRINA’s marry-JOSH scheme. She’s currently involved in a catalogue scam with VIOLET. SABRINA wants a way out of her life of squalor via rich JOSH, whilst VIOLET gains a protégé and a cut of the profits.

GILES tells JET that BEANIE is in love with her. JET is wowed.

At the restaurant, DOROTHY, CMDR VERMONT and OCTAVIA share a celebration meal. DOROTHY and CMDR VERMONT realise they have something in common – but what?

SABRINA and JOSH have their big date. SABRINA tries to get JOSH to sign the contract but things keep getting in the way. Time is running out.

DORSEY gets tanked at the bar, and VITA dines with a blow-up version of COACH SHANE.

GILES infiltrates the restaurant trying to get a message to OCTAVIA, but is foiled by an AGENCY WAITER.

BEANIE makes a bower bird nest on JET’s desk.

SABRINA is left alone, in her underwear, while JOSH makes a rapid exit to a Silver Lining Emergency. GILES sympathises with SABRINA. They’ve both been abandoned – their dreams shattered.
GILES’s misery is amplified by the twittering love-birds, JET and BEANIE.

GILES’ INNER CHILD suggests he adopts the standard ploy of the emotionally illiterate – i.e. buy her a gift. OCTAVIA is worried. Will GILES buy her a suitable gift? She consults Television’s UNCLE LEW.

CMDR VERMONT thinks the aliens are at the TV studio, and sends in his soldiers to seek and destroy

SOPHIE mourns the loss of both ANTONY and her poltergeist. GILES tells her to get a new boyfriend. Is he coming on to her? No. But SOPHIE’s adamant he is.

Handyman DON promotes School Safety Week, and his ineptness at the job has results strikingly similar to SOPHIE’s Poltergeist.

GILES learns that JOSH has beaten him to the gift-buying ploy. Fortunately OCTAVIA is not particularly impressed by the balls of Nantucket. GILES realises that next time he mightn’t be so lucky – he has to think of a gift for her, and fast.

DORSEY has failed his mission. He’s in the depths of despair. He can see only one way out of his despair – he must pay for his failure with his life.

GILES decides to trust his own judgement and find OCTAVIA a gift. SOPHIE thinks he’s buying a gift for her. DON helps and GILES is forced to buy a broken teddy.

DORSEY is ready to leave this world, when he spots a familiar-looking Crocodile. He takes his new friend to the nearest bar. DOROTHY, the barmaid, is concerned at the Science Teacher’s behaviour. She reports him to VIOLET, who sends him to DR LEGGZ.

GILES decides to tell OCTAVIA his true feelings for her. But DOROTHY turns up with the gift. OCTAVIA loves the teddy! She’s about to confess her true feelings for GILES, when Q warns her off. She must finish it with GILES or her father is ruined. She tells GILES she’s in love with another. GILES is heartbroken.

SOPHIE thinks that her poltergeist has returned and that it’s telling her to move on to GILES!!