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ADVICE
CAN BE NICE
I
have got lots of advice on what to get:
DON
said buy a bag of crisps. Nice one Don, sure that
would impress Octavia
JET
said buy a book about conspiracies
BEANIE
said buy some ear muffs.
COMMANDER
VERMONT said buy Octavia a thermo-thermo power
submarine to play with in the bath tub
MRS
VERMONT said just go shopping and buy everything
in site - then buy it all again for fun - and
after that, return it all to the shops, get a
refund and go shopping again. Hmmmm...
THE
BEAR NECESSITIES
I
walked into an old shop full of old things (including
an old shop-keeper). Sophie was hot on my heels
- she seems to be stalking me. Oh oh
What
to buy? An old scarf? A mug? A nice painting?
A bad painting? A CD? A sculpture? A tea bag?
I spotted
a teddy bear. It looked very cute and had an adorable
expression. It seemed to fit like a glove (I mean
I didn't try to put it on my hand - it seemed
to fit for Octavia). It was cute, fuzzy - a bit
like me. That's it then - if any present would
do then that's the one!
WRAPPING
I asked
the man in the shop to start wrapping. He replied
by twirling around, doing a dance and saying "You
walked into my shop - now you're gonna stop, listen
to what I say - how you gonna pay?" It seems he
thought I wanted him to start "rapping"
He then
said "Would I like a bag?" and I replied "No thanks,
I'd like to buy the teddy bear"
Well,
I'm off to the diner to give Octavia my present
- will she like what I got? And more importantly,
does she like me? Keep watching to find out!!
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