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Suddenly
a bolt of lightning flashed out of the sky and hit Larry Square in the face. He
crumpled to the ground in fear and his screams reached the ears of Queenie who
came racing out of his milk bar to help him.
She leant down and reached over to Larry who was hiding his head in shame. Queenie
pushed his hands away gently and recoiled slightly as she noticed that his once
full and lustrous head of hair was now standing up like Medusa and was starting
to fall out in clumps.
She soon got over the shock however and tenderly stroked what was left of Larrys
hair. "Dont worry," she said, "You still look beautiful to
me."
He smiled shyly up at her and the two locked lips and kissed their first ever
kiss. One of passion and longing.
At that moment another streak of lightning flickered down from the sky and aimed
right at Larry. As if in slow motion, Queenie pushed her beloved out of the way
of the fork of white-hot lightning but was struck herself on the head.
As the crowd that gathered started to push in to see what had happened, Larry
took one look at the sizzling mess that was Queenies hair and fainted.
Larry was still, as still as the dead and many in the crowd started to cry
the greatest living person in the town was dead! What a tragedy and just as he
had found true love. Shame!
Queenie bent over her beau and stroked his cheek. A single tear fell from her
eye and miraculously Larry opened both his eyes, smiled weakly up into the beautiful
face and said, "Hallo Queen."
The crowd cheered, Larry was alive!
After
he had been released from hospital where he had been kept for 3 and a half months,
7 days and 48 hours suffering from concussion and delusions of being Prince Charming,
Larry moved in with Queenie and they lived happily ever after.
Larry was made Mayor of Sunset Cove in honour of his generosity to the town and
his continued support of charities and needy folk and the taming of the Hells
Bikers.
His first public proclamation was to call October 10th a holiday in honour of
the two lovers cheating death and proving that lightning can indeed strike twice.
He called the holiday Halloqueen as a salute to his wife and his several concussions
and delusions.
And so that is how Halloqueen came to be in Sunset Cove.
We all get to dress up like Queenie and boy that woman has taste! She loves pearls
and sequins, short frilly skirts and fishnet tights, neon pink nail polish and
lycra cycling shorts.
Men, women and children dress up just like Queenie and parade down the High Street
for her to choose the Queen of Halloqueen.
I am proud to say that I won the honour for 15 years in a row. People said that
it was just because I looked uncannily like Queenie (well she is my mother!)
Then theres a great bonfire at the beach and we all throw off our pearls
and fling them into the flames, howl at the moon and make thunder noises with
our feet on the sand.
After a BBQ and chocolate sundaes (kindly donated by the Princess Diner) the townsfolk
head over to the High Street again for Drag racing. Thats when all the guys
dressed up in drag have to run down the street and slowest one wins the prize
a years supply of hair product in honour of the singed manes of Queenie
and Larry all those years ago.
And then the grand finale, a re-enactment of that fateful night when Queenie and
Larry were struck down by lightning, lived to tell the tale and found true love
and the night ends with the crowd shouting "Hello Queen" as Queenie
and Larry take their bows and exit stage right.
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