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SOPHIE'S
POLTERGEIST'S GUIDE TO GHOSTS.
People
often wonder what it is that makes a ghostie want
to haunt someone. Why the ghostie doesn't just
go and relax in Heaven and be nice and calm and
happy?
Well, that's no fun! Face it, if you were a rebellious
person when you were alive and liked to party
hard then why should you just chill out when you
die? It's much better to cause a bit of havoc
and throw a few plant pots around.
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Five
not so well known Sunset Cove Ghosties
1. The Phantom of the
Diner
2. High School Hagar the Horrid
3. Hells Hellish Bogus Biker
4. Mysterious Michael Mavaric
5. The See Through Sea Spectre.
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Five
noises that are often mistaken for ghosties
1. The cat jumping
off the couch.
2. The front door rattling in the wind.
3. Dads snoring.
4. The monster in the cupboard.
5. The invisible pixie that Irish dances
at the bottom of your bed at 3.15am
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Haunting
is a real art form and not everyone can do it,
no matter how much they want to. There are some
depressed ghosts around here, let me tell you
and I am a bit of an agony aunt for them.
I have taken a few ghosties under my wing and
hopefully they'll be able to give haunting their
best shot soon. So
if you get really scared by a ghostie in the next
wee while you know they were taught by yours truly.
There
are some other things that can go bump in the
night and these have nothing to do with ghosties.
Just take some time to think to yourself,
"Is that noise a ghost or is it something
else?"
Next, check around the house. Look out your windows.
If it is not your cat or something that can be
easily explained; if you feel icy cold and have
a tingle down your spine; if you can see something
hazy and are hit on the head by a flying plant
pot; chances are it is a ghostie.
I
think that you should try to make friends with
your ghost eventually but for the first few years,
enjoy being scared, it's actually a great feeling
and it gives you a story or two to tell your mates
about. And it's a real ego boost to your ghostly
companion, they'll get such a kick out of scaring
you.
So
it's goodbye from me ... for now ... oh, and to
the non-believers out there ... click
here
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