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My
favourite all time super power is invisibility. I have this friend called Madison
who is invisible. She gets a bit annoying sometimes because she follows me around
everywhere and she talks all the time funny thing is that nobody else can
hear her!
There are some really cool powers that I am working on. I have managed to spin
my head around when I get really angry but one thing that I want to do more than
anything is to make my eyes pop out of my head. I have been practising and I know
that Ill get there in the end. I have managed to get my left eye to leave
the socket but so far it doesnt come out far enough to impress Giles. He
keeps leaving the room whenever I practice! Bah. Ill have to keep trying.
My Mommy said that my powers must have skipped a generation and come from my grandfather
on my uncles side who was able to see through walls and had super strength.
Legend has it that Grandpop met his wife when he clocked her through the walls
of the local hospital. He liked what he saw and went in to ask her to marry him.
It turns out that she already had a boyfriend and this fella took badly when Grandpop
proposed and they started to fight.
Top Ten Superpowers
- X-ray vision
- Flying
- Invisibility
- Elastic band
body
- Super strength
- Night Vision
- Climbing walls
- Camouflage
- Telescopic legs
- Binocular eyes
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Well Grandpop had this incredible left
hook and he managed to smash the poor boyfriend guy in the mouth and the poor
boyfriend guy went sailing through the air and ended up right on the other side
of the hospital.
Well the little lady was really impressed as she has always had a thing for strong
men but they separated when she met an Iron Man when the local fair came to town
and she ran off with him and they had 12 children together.
So it seems that superpowers do run in my family and I am really really pleased
that I have inherited them and I cant wait to see if I develop any more
~ now Ive got to go and get on with my eye popping!
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Here to see some of my favourite superpower moments on video!!
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