5
things not to give on Valentines Day:
- Highly
venomous snake
- A
one way ticket to the other side
of the world
- Information
on who you've been cheating with
- Liposuction
or plastic surgery vouchers
- Garlic
chewing gum
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ALIENS
AND VALENTINES DAY
Aliens
celebrate something similar to Valentines
Day called the "Glorg" festival.
Young
aliens wanting to prove their love to someone
have to wrestle a 7ft tall, three eyed monster
to the ground. If they succeed the monster
is given as a pet to their loved one.

Aliens show their affection in different
ways from humans. They don't kiss or rub
noses - they perform a complicated dance,
jumping from one foot to another and rubbing
elbows together followed by rubbing their
big toe. This is done to special mumbo jumbo
alien music while all the time yelling "Gorg!"
"Gorg!"
Older
alien couples balance buckets of ice cold
water on their heads to show their stamina
and dedication to do anything for the one
they love
What
would Sunset Cover's give on Valentines
Day
Giles
loves Octavia and would probably go for
something conventional like a bunch of flowers
or some chocolates - maybe even a poem.
Jet
might give Beanie a pair of earmuffs to
keep his big ears warm. But then again she
might disregard Valentines Day altogether.
Jet sees these days as commercial conspiracies.
Antonia
would buy Mr Dorsey a whole lot of mice.
She knows this is something he loves.
Josh
might send Octavia a card from Silver Lining.
He'd want to send her something but he'd
like it to be from his alter ego and anonymous.
Sabrina
would only send her lover's a wish list
of what she would like for Valentines Day.
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