COACH SHANE’S GUIDE TO EASTER 2

COACH SHANE’S GUIDE TO EASTER
I haven’t ever forgotten my childhood Easter’s. These days I treat every kid in the school to a fancy Easter Egg at Christmas. And I always make sure I leave one out for Santa because he loves Easter Eggs.

Last year Bad Mood kidnapped the Easter Bunny. The Easter Bunny was making his way through Sunset Cove with his reindeer and his sleigh in the dead of night and Bad Mood decided that she would steal all the eggs and the bunny as well.

But the Easter Bunny is magic as we all know and somehow Fluffy Muffin found out what had happened and came to the Easter Bunny’s rescue. No one saw Bad Mood for weeks after that. Some say that Fluffy Muffin force fed Bad Mood hundreds of Easter Eggs until she was sick and other’s say Fluffy Muffin told Bad Mood that if she kept being bad then he’d make sure Bad Mood helped deliver the Easter Eggs each year with the Easter Bunny.

Now that I’m an adult and the Easter Bunny doesn’t drop off eggs to me anymore, I have to go and see him myself. We swap secrets. He tells me how he makes all his eggs and delivers them all over the world and tell him how to look good, feel good and get the best tan. We have a great relationship and sometimes I wonder whether the Easter Bunny might be my ideal partner.

Here’s some jokes he told me this week:

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
A: A good Easter.

Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!

Q: “Why are you studying your Easter candy?”
A: “I’m trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!”

Right well that’s it from me – the Easter Bunny and I are going surfing.Next page