|Top Places to find Attention Seekers|
1. In the library – I mean, who would like go there for fun?
2. Sitting at the bus stop – would you sit in a bus stop if you weren’t after attention?
3. Walking the dog – like, dogs are meant to go under your arm or in your handbag!
4. Walking – why walk when you can like, glide on your 3 inch stiletto heels?
5. At the hairdressers – like, your hairdresser should come to you.
6. In the supermarket – if you have to buy your own food you are so not cool.
7. At school – there are like more Attention Seekers per capita at school than in the entire town of Sunset Heights.
8. In the canteen – eating school food? Like lame-o. Bringing gourmet sushi? Like awesome.
9. At the beach – those lily-white nerdballs make me barf. Get back inside geeks!
10. At the traffic lights – I mean, really, who hangs out at traffic lights? What are they there for? Attention Seekers.