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I
haven't ever forgotten my childhood Easter's. These days I treat every kid in
the school to a fancy Easter Egg at Christmas.
And I always make sure I leave one out for Santa because he loves Easter Eggs.
Last year Bad Mood kidnapped the Easter Bunny. The Easter
Bunny was making his way through Sunset Cove with his reindeer and his sleigh
in the dead of night and Bad Mood decided that she would steal all the eggs and
the bunny as well.
But the Easter Bunny is magic as we all know and somehow
Fluffy Muffin found out what had happened and came to the Easter Bunny's rescue.
No one saw Bad Mood for weeks after that. Some say that Fluffy Muffin force fed
Bad Mood hundreds of Easter Eggs until she was sick and other's say Fluffy Muffin
told Bad Mood that if she kept being bad then he'd make sure Bad Mood helped deliver
the Easter Eggs each year with the Easter Bunny.
Now that I'm an adult and the Easter Bunny doesn't drop
off eggs to me anymore, I have to go and see him myself. We swap secrets. He tells
me how he makes all his eggs and delivers them all over the world and tell him
how to look good, feel good and get the best tan. We have a great relationship
and sometimes I wonder whether the Easter Bunny might be my ideal partner.
Here's
some jokes he told me this week:
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
A: A good Easter.
Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: "Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
A: "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate
egg!"
Right well that's it from me - the Easter Bunny
and I are going surfing.
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