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 But....
food almost killed me ...
I thought it might have
been the Brontosaurus Bites but they were just
sooooo good that I couldn't stop eating them.
Those plastic little toys they put in the box
got the better of me.
I must have eaten about
5 boxes of Brontosaurus Bites that day.
I was lucky that when I
was brought into the hostipal that Octavia was
on hand to perform the operation.
But after they operated
and pumped my stomach I was about to pass out
because there was no food in my stomach.
 I
was on a drip of Cereal Numbers, Potato Chips,
Sugar Cubes and Brontosaurus Bites for four hours!!
Did it put me off?
With such a near death experience
you would think that I might get my habit under
control. But no...
The next week I entered
myself into the Hotdog eating contest - I came
1st which was only to be expected. And the prize
was a years supply of Brontosaurus Bites :o)
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Top 5 things NOT
to do with food
- Throw it at your
friends
- Never insert food
into any orrifice
- Don't eat any food
if you don't know where it's been
- Don't snort peas
through your nose
- Don't laugh too
much when you're eating - there could
be dire consequences
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