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Top 5 excuses for
homework
- My sister ate it
- I must have used
invisible ink in my pen
- I used it as toilet
paper
- My mum thought
it was so good she sent it in to MENSA
- My brother stole
it and said it was his!
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Homework
and Tests
Homework - is it never done?
We spend 6 hours a day at school and are then
expected to do another 2 hours when we get home!
Gee, life isn't fair.
Some people find tests invigorating
- all that study finally put to good use and proving
to yourself that you've taken it in and it will
be with you for life.
Others find themselves feeling
physically sick at the thought of a test. Sweaty
palms, butterfly stomachs and mind blocks. You
take one look at the test and scream inside your
head "Arrrrgggghhh how am supposed to remember
this????"
Tests don't seem part of
the curriculum at Atlantis High - it's the most
relaxed school in the world! They're amazed if
you can read!
Sports
Sports at school can be
fun and most schools offer a range of activities.
Coach Shane teaches sport at Atlantis High and
he considers anything to be a sport including
dancing, the hoolahoop and even taking a spa.
As long as you have great muscle tone, a 10/10
golden tan and the right clothes then you're Coach
Shane's best student.
School Rules
Every school has rules -
and consequences if you break them. Most often
they are - no smoking, no wagging/bunking/skiving,
no leaving the school without permission, no stealing,
do not deface school property and more...
At Atlantis High school
rules are somewhat different to your ordinary
school - their number one rule is "You are
not to wear, or have in your possession lurid,
gender oppressive underwear, made by exploited
child labour in politically unsound countries"
AND "you are not to wear economy brand leisure
wear".
Just about ANYTHING else
at Atlantis high goes.
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